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Spring 2014 NO Team Schedule
Sundays @ 8 am Lafreniere Park – Bag Tag Challenge
Sundays @ 12 pm City Park – Handicap League
Mondays @ 10 am City Park – Pro Tees Bag Tag Challenge
Wednesdays @ 5 pm City Park – Random Draw Doubles
Thursdays @ 4:45 pm City Park … Read More »
Scores from Parked in the Dark at City Park, July 27, 2013
Novice Ladies (3)
1 Brittany Hritz 62 $75
2 Emily Eaton 63 $50
3 Jenni Reed 65 $30
1 Will McInnis 48 $60
2 Jason Volo 50 $45
T3 Phillip Murray 54
T3 Keith Osborne 54
5 Greg Grillot 56
1 Keith Osborne III 52 $100
2 Drew Larsen 53 $70
3 Joey Scales 53 $60
4 Sean Fitzwilliam 53 $50
6 Ryan Niccolini 54 $30
5 Tommy Grillot 54 $40
7 Aaron Martin 55 $20
8 Daniel Perkins 57
T9 Stephen Thornbury 58
T9 Charlie Owcarz 58
T11 Landon Williams 59
T11 Matt McKay 59
T11 Sam Knight 59
T14 Chris Fullen 63
T14 Chris Gullickson 63
16 Andy Kientz 65
17 Anthony Eaton 66
18 Nick Rapazzini 69
DNF Matt Kientz DNF
Advanced Masters (4)
1 Troy Stone 55 $55
2 Moe Bowers 58 $40
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Sunday Special Tournament postponed to March 3!
Due to the Rock & Roll Marathon which will have City Park shut down all day on Feb. 24, the NO Team Sunday Special Tournament has been moved to Sunday March 3!
NO Team apologizes for the inconvenience. In case you missed the last email about this event, here’s the … Read More »
Rob “Mr. President” Williams
Rob will kick your ass. There’s really not much else to say other than he will whoop you in his sleep. Smooth and accurate best describes Rob’s “ass-kicking” style of play. His claim to fame is a Pro Master’s win at City Park (yes, he beat Kernan).
Go-To Disc: Roc
Notable Quote: "Happy Birthday, Mr. President"
Royden Peabody IV
Royden, a die hard fan of the movie Top Gun, brings many assets to NO Team. Most notably is the “oracle”, which has been the glue that has bound the team over the past 18 months. In addition to Top Gun, Royden loves kilts, kittens, and peeing from his knees.
Go-To Disc: DGA Rouge
Putter: SSS Wizard
Notable Quote: Too many to choose from >> Pick one for me
Internet forums beware, Kernan is lurking behind a keyboard ready to pounce on your ass with some witty banter. Mike loves all things SN Board of Directors and enjoys adding to his 100+ career ace total.
Go-To Disc: Arobie Epic
Putter: 10m Brick
Notable Quote: "Eh, hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want. "
A local legend who dresses sharper than a Ginsu knife, Steve has been putting the hurt on the Grand Masters division for years. With the ability to “throw anything”, you can find Steve out-driving those half his age with his silky smooth hyzer-flips.
Go-To Disc: Anything DGA/ Discraft
Putter: Gateway Magic
Big Brown will deliver. I’m not talking about brown boxes or pepperoni pizza’s, but a thorough ass whooping. Known best for his friendly yet hilarious banter with Ker-Nan, Big Brown can flat out play. What can Brown do for you?
Go-To Disc: Beast
Notable Quote: "Hum Brah!"
“Dangerous” Don Perkins
Ok, so here’s a true story. I played a round with Don recently. After receiving a thorough ass-whooping from his silky smooth, under-stable disc throwing style, I asked him where got the nickname “Dangerous” from. He responded by breaking a KC Pro Aviar in thirds and using the sharpest piece to shank me. The wound has never fully healed.
Go-To Disc: Lat 64 Bolt
Notable Quote: "Want to know where my nickname came from? Just ask, I dare you."
Dave “Old Wheel Drive” Williamson
Don’t let his age fool you kids, he will out-play you. On the course, Dave is more consistant than Cal Ripkin Jr. and is best known for sinking every putt he has ever taken.
Go-To Disc: Champ Teebird
Putter: Gateway Magic
Notable Quote: "Excuse me while I whoop your ass"
You really don’t want to mess with a guy who carries his discs in a painters apron. Frank is a pure power player and reigning Champion of the 5th Annual New Orleans Doubles Championship (Int. Am). When he’s not throwing 400 ft. anhyzers, he’s skipping in shots from 200 ft, watch out!
Go-To Disc: Valkerie
James plays disc golf standing still. He doesn’t run up. He just stands there. Don’t get confused, he’ll shoot -10 at City Park after pounding 15 performance enhancing* Bud Heavies, but he just stands there. Really, it’s an amazing sight to see.
*This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
Go-To Disc: Leopard
Notable Quote: "Check out my knife. You have to be an electrician to own one. NOW WHAT!
Jason “Rusty Trombone” Volo
You don’t want to know where J-Vo got his nickname, that’s a story for a website with the newly available .xxx suffix. What you do need to know is that J-Vo is deadly with a disc in his hand. Seriously, I once saw him kill a squirrel who gave him the stank eye from 400 feet away. With the ability to go both ways (get your head out of the gutter, his backhand and forehand are vicious), J-Vo finishes towards the top week in and week out.
Go-To Disc: Starfire
Putter: KC Aviar
Notable Quote: "This Vodka tastes like water, line me up another!"
Larry “Chop” LeBlanc
Known for his smooth style, accurate putting, and mid-nineties techno music, “Chop” can pull off an amazing round of disc golf. He’s most well-known for ripping bag tag #1 out of the unwilling hands of Mike Kernan after an impressive round at City Park.
Go-To Disc: Buzzz
Putter: Champ Rhyno
Notable Quote: "If I could pick the greatest era for music, it would definitely be 1990's techno"
Mark “The Shark” LaBorde
Mark is best known for randomly shouting “Hooters” on all ace run holes, supplying the team with all necessary clothing, and an impeccable work ethic. When the Shark is not out on the course he can be found… wait, it just occurred to me that children might read this bio.
Go-To Disc: CE Valkerie
Putter: KC Pro Aviar
Notable Quote: "Hooters!"
Nate has the strength of 6 men and once threw a kitten into the basket for an ace on hole 18 at City Park (yes, in the long position). When he’s not out at City Park harassing kittens, Nate can be found behind a computer screen developing websites, such as NO Team dot com.
Go-To Disc: Star Destroyer
Putter: KC Aviar
Notable Quote: "No, I was NOT ever a girls softball coach. Seriously."
Victor “BJJ” Harris
Vic, who lost his eye in a freak gasoline fight accident, joined NO Team mainly to keep the screaming mass of ladies at bay. Originally hired as a body guard, we quickly found that he was being vastly under utilized. You see, Vic is a BJJ expert. If you give him any lip, he’ll put you in one of those pretzel holds that guys like Ric Flair made a career out of. That shit hurts bro! Oh, did I mention he will beat you with one eye shut… ’cause he will. I’m serious. He showed up at City Park one day, eyeball still smoldering, and beat everyone by 15 strokes.
Go-To Disc: Nuke SS
Putter: SSS Wizard
Notable Quote: "Did I mention I can putt with one eye closed?"